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brooklynboobala:

Sometimes I know I’m cute, like hey hot people, I’m single,
but so socially fucked up, I don’t want to mingle,
but hey you’re cute, come over anyway n bring your dingle,
put my heels over your head, make my body tingle. 
Hey everybody, I’m really fucking single. What?

batmansymbol:

platoapproved:

licensetocannibalize:

hannibal gets so offended by being accused of things he actually did

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[SCREAMS]

theuppitynegras:

just think about y’all millions and millions of little dark skinned black girls are going to go to the supermarket with their parents this month and when they’re waiting in line at the check out aisle they’re going to look up and see Lupita Nyong’o being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world god is amazing

crookednose:

Kerið (by Fjola Dogg)

crookednose:

Kerið (by Fjola Dogg)

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

Funny camming moments gif montage? I’m cool wiff dis

seethestarsablaze:

I love any excuse to wear a bow-tie.

seethestarsablaze:

I love any excuse to wear a bow-tie.

liberalfart:

please know that your successes or failures in academia do not define your intelligence or your abilities

Like please don’t let that define your worth because it absolutely doesn’t

Hangin with #whiskylove It’s been a pretty good #laborday

Hangin with #whiskylove It’s been a pretty good #laborday

"Tonight I want to slit my wrists hold the blood to God’s lips and say ‘taste this’"

- Andrea Gibson (via stressin-and-depression)

hoevignonblanc said: Primrose, Violet, Azalea

Favorite Kind of Soup: tomato! With basil, with asiago, with pasta, chunky, creamy. I love tomato soup.
Do I Like Where I’m From: ish… Utah is a good place to raise kids, it’s pretty safe, the economy is good and living costs are low. But there’s a lot about it that I don’t like too such as the rampant racism, bigotry, homophobia and transphobia, and how laws are based almost entirely on LDS beliefs… So I’m in the middle.
What’s a Movie I’ve Cried While Watching: so many! I’m the biggest cry baby. A Walk to Remember, Raise Your Voice (yes the one with Hillary Duff), Lilo & Stitch, it goes on…

Anonymous said: "Also, I will never trust a man who only makes art about naked women. For many reasons." YES SOMEONE SAID IT THANK YOUUUUU

After all the shit I got for saying that…
Yes.
Guys say “there’s a difference between being creepy and appreciating the female form” and because you’re saying that you’re the creepy one. There is so much wrong with men who only create “art” that portrays naked women and men who eat it up under the guise that it’s “art.”
Like the pornhub guys who wear those shirts saying “porn is art too”
GTFO.

Two puppies, one kitty, and one mother. It’s nap time here. #kappalove #instacalm

Two puppies, one kitty, and one mother. It’s nap time here. #kappalove #instacalm

cute ass flower questions

  • Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
  • Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
  • Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
  • Foxglove: Name three facts about your family.
  • Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
  • Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
  • Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
  • Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
  • Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
  • Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
  • Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
  • Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
  • Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
  • Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
  • Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
  • Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
  • Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
  • Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
  • Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
  • Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
  • Violet: Do you like where you're from?
  • Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
  • Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
  • Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
  • Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
  • Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
  • Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
  • Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
  • Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
  • Dandelion: Do you think you're important?