this is still my favorite tweet of all time
Hey all. I’ve been tweeting updates but I thought putting it all here might be easier. Although you may have noticed some quieting, this problem has not been solved and we’re still working on it. Here’s what I’m personally working on:
❒ Working with the survivors. Another charge of…
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars…
'cause the players gonna play play play play play
alligators alligate gate gate gate gate
elevators elevate vate vate vate vate
shake it off
"I never painted dreams. I painted my own reality.” - Frida Kahlo
The Broken Column -La Columna Rota (detail)
never stop drawing rude foxes, nope never, why draw anything else
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Hands up if large groups of aggressively loud white boys in your vicinity freak you out
One of the things that bonds women, POC, and LGBTQA+ together: The fear of white men in numbers.
Did you mean: Congress?
tears in my eyes; solidarity arising from such horrible situations is bittersweet.
That’s twice. Twice. TWICE the number of a penis.
shdwsilk said: Mollyhall, I am very worried about your Blowies! Ryan Johansen notwithstanding, Boone Jenner now has a broken hand. :( Also, are all these injuries typical of the preseason? This is the first preseason I'm following obsessively, and it seems like guys are getting hurt left and right.
JOIN THE CLUB. IT’S CALLED THE “WHY?” CLUB. I AM IT’S PRESIDENT. WE SIT AROUND IN A CIRCLE, POINTING ACCUSATORY FINGERS UP AT THE LORD. “WHY?” WE SAY. SOMETIMES WE ARE CRYING. “WHY???????????”
I love everything about this, because I have no context for any of it and it’s like, What are THE BLOWIES?!?! No, don’t tell me! It’s better to try to imagine! Someone’s name is Boone Jenner! The world is beautiful and amazing.
I read it as this woman giving blowjobs so amazingly intense she injures men, whom she keeps organized on a sex team.
Nobody correct me.
jesus christ between this and the porn prison story my reputation on this website is rapidly deteriorating
Very sleepy very bloaty very hungover very kill me